So I was on my way home last night. I get on the escalator at Baker Street, and as I am running down it, I notice that this guy has one of those folding chairs - you know - like people use when they watch golf matches? Well anyway, this guy has decided to unfold it and SIT on it whilst riding the escalator! I mean, c’mon! How flipping lazy can you be? No, really, I must sit down at all times…I am the king you know. I would have brought my sedan chair but it is the help’s night off. This actually tops the last ridiculous thing on I saw on public transportation. I saw a guy turn the page of his book…with his tongue. Nice one.