It’s apt that Limp Bizkit and Korn are going to be touring together (Back 2 Basics Tour) to promote the hairless bollocks they have the nerve to call their new LPs. Both are suffering from an obvious and total lack of creative energy and these fragile egos on their way down the helter skelter probably wouldn’t survive getting blown off the stage by energetic and talented youngsters.

With Limp Bizkit Gavin said it all already.

Korn’s Take a Look in the Mirror is a boring rehash the same old lyrical themes, riffs and song structures which they began recycling halfway through Issues 2 LPs ago. It’s an atrocious collection trying desperately to be heavy and raw, but sounds so frantically stale that Linkin Park seem like innovators of Can like proportions.

Having a history of working with excellent MCs (Cube, Tre, Q-Tip, Durst) they signed up Nas for “Play Me”…I’m speechless with what a shit verse he’s offered up, are him and Jigga both on lazy pills or something?

“Everybody’s an Enemy,
Telling me lies and it’s killing me,
Why they only wanna get rid of me?
Everybody’s my enemy,
Several try to disguise the devil in them,
Wanting to get into my cerebellum,
But I’m ready and willing to tell them that I can’t F with them
Exhale so hard it got my chest swelling,
like my dick does when watching nikkid women,
do sick stuff on my porn collection on television

Watching my own back strapped with chrome
to my homies where the tombstones at, where the hoes at?
Cuz too many Men act like dikes,
Hermaphrodites with pens,
They got men, look at the trash they writing,
They life in time is kinda weirder than the life and time of the Sandman on Apollo theater
Imagine that brother black with a hook who pull the wack talent off the stage,
I’m enraged”

You’re enraged? You should be.