So anyway, there’s no top 40 rundown for last week, cos my weekend was not a good thing. For those who are fussed, B-E-P are still #1. Dido is still #2. Gawiff is highest new entry at #3. Just to clarify - that’s Gareth Gates being kept off #1 by the Black Eyed Peas. Laugh? Well… yes, actually. Stinaggulllerra was new at #6, Muse entered at #8, Nelly and P Diddy and Murphy Lee all entered at #10 all at once, Lisa Scott-Lee stared down the barrel of her career at #11, Rishi Rich and his various chums were new at #12, Linkin Park gnrrrr hfrrrgnrrrr gnrrr #14, Kontakt made #19, Dutch and Crystal “La Da Dee, La Di Da” Waters were #22, Finnish goths HiM had probably the best and least expected new entry of the week at #23, Seal was rubbish at #25, Celine Dion was newheeowweeowwwwheeohweehohweeyeah, uhhaugh, at #27, Mya slumped in at #33, The Bandits somehow managed to be #35, and with quite startling inevitability, The Cosmic Rough Riders were #39.

There we go. Next week - Westlife, Timblewimble, Rachel From S Club 7, Limp Bizkit, Jamelia, Nickelback, The Chemical Brothers, So Solid Crew and something else on which more in a little bit…