Swan Lake
Beast Moans

Jagjaguwar
2006
C
Reviewed by: Andrew Gaerig
Reviewed on: 2006-11-29



Posted 11/29/2006 - 10:36:09 AM by smwynne:
 Bro up there is a hater. It's a very good record.
 
Posted 11/29/2006 - 02:51:12 PM by axiomatic:
 Gaerig is indeed a hater, but he's a little more accurate on this record than he was about, say, M. Ward. Swan Lake seems like a brilliant concept but the execution is flawed.
 
Posted 11/29/2006 - 07:32:42 PM by :
 Hater is a term deprived of facile tension and so needs to be qualified with less antagonistic collocative umbrage than either of your sublimated predicates allow for. smwynne even splits his into two sentences. That`s like saying "I don`t like this record. It`s bad because it`s round" and submitting that to Village Voice as the review for Stephonia`s Aural Ballet. Sure you can blindly comment like the famous Blakean parrot in Sandringham`s Odyssey and sound caged but when you`re using words like "brilliant concept" you`re invocating the same aquatic fate that begat the infamous John Doe scene in Mahjarah Keelyng`s parenthetical Valentine. You`re unreasoning with yourself. Gaerig mismanages his options, you ought to be wont to say. He opens three or four lines of critical assessment and as you can see in his self-sabotaging review style, picks the bone of least contention. "Little of Beast Moans ever becomes legible". Hmmm, so what`s a sanctified supposition like that going to abrocate? A deep-fried axiomatic, and a stanza-wielding Disexists remonstrating smwynne triumvirate. Lucky you got us at least Gaerig.
 
Posted 11/29/2006 - 08:33:50 PM by axiomatic:
 disexists, you may be legitimately insane.
 
Posted 11/30/2006 - 02:12:07 AM by crackyardbetty:
 ha
 
Posted 11/30/2006 - 02:13:29 AM by crackyardbetty:
 insanely arcane, but face it, impossible not to read
 
Posted 11/30/2006 - 01:32:37 PM by diggles:
 this album sucks ass, a 'C' was too generous
 
Posted 11/30/2006 - 01:33:48 PM by diggles:
 btw, anyone can write like disexists with a thesaurus handy, they just don't care to ..