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By: Lisa Oliver

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Posted 01/24/2004 - 12:22:12 AM by polyphonic:
 One time when I was imagining what it might be like to have sex with Lisa Oliver's pleasingly plump and concupiscent frame, I started softly singing "the Temples of Syrinx."
Posted 01/24/2004 - 08:50:39 AM by Lisa_Oliver:
 Polyphonic, while I am sure that your subtle as a flying mallet seduction techniques are admired by construction workers the world over, would you mind easing up a bit? Not only does my mother read this column, but so does my soon to be 90 year old grandmother. And I would like them both to continue to be able to. Thanks.
Posted 01/25/2004 - 04:55:25 AM by polyphonic:
 My grandmother is dead. Thanks for reminding me.
Posted 01/25/2004 - 04:58:17 AM by polyphonic:
 But seriously, you're pretty cute. We could just get drinks first?
Posted 01/25/2004 - 06:00:59 PM by fraew001:
 i'm intrigued to see where this goes..
Posted 01/27/2004 - 03:21:20 PM by d.a.boyfriend:
 I'd wager it is going nowhere fast, as polyphonic is clearly just a fat loser living in some basement somewhere with nothing better to do than harass women on the Internet with crude sexual come-ons. Best of luck with that tactic in the real world, kid! Oh wait--you'd have to meet a real woman to find out, wouldn't you?