What Shall I Do With the Cherries?: Stylus Does Eurovision 2007

By: Stylus Staff

Posted 05/29/2007 - 05:51:06 AM by terrorist:
 Stuff the cherries one into each nostril while I ductape your mouths shut and cut off all your fingers.
Posted 05/29/2007 - 01:54:57 PM by bassman08:
 I wish in the US we got to watch this instead of American Idol.
Posted 06/01/2007 - 05:25:06 PM by mirakle:
 The titles for the Eurovision articles are second only to the average of Swygart's dead Singles Jukebox column. And while I second bassman08's comment, I also love how I think of a music competition I've never seen as a time to come together, drink, and make sarcastic comments. It's like the Grammys, but sparkly and full of Europeans.
Posted 06/03/2007 - 04:34:58 AM by bj_randolph:
 This is hands down my favourite Stylus article of the year every year, and this one certainly didn't disappoint. The palpable sense of wounded nationalistic pride that pervades the comments on Britain's entry is absolutely heartbreaking.

I can't believe this thing still isn't broadcast stateside; I would pay-per-view it for $29.95. Or at least seriously consider it.