Staff Top 10
Top Ten Songs That Don’t Live Up To Their Titles

By: Ian Mathers

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Posted 03/31/2006 - 05:34:22 AM by bj_randolph:
 Ha ha, this is my favourite Top 10 I've read here since I can't remember, well done Ian. For the record, I'd like to add that Dr. Dooom's "You Live At Home With Your Mom" never had a chance once he came up with that title.
Posted 03/31/2006 - 08:35:24 AM by dioxido:
 oh well I love You Don't Know Jesus.
Posted 03/31/2006 - 08:57:51 AM by wmdavidson:
 Awesome article.
Posted 03/31/2006 - 11:16:59 AM by bassman08:
 I'm partial to the Anal Cunt title "Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay" myself.
Posted 03/31/2006 - 10:00:47 PM by grodinsky:
 every AC song lives up to its name, thats sort of the point. duuuuuuude
Posted 04/02/2006 - 06:00:21 AM by clem_bastow:
 Roffle indeed - nice work, Ian! Love it, particularly Hand Of Doom para.
Posted 04/03/2006 - 12:50:33 PM by hunky_dory:
 Let's not forget Anal Cunt's immortal 'Van Full of Retards.'
Posted 04/03/2006 - 04:29:02 PM by keyinblack:
 As far as humorous song titles in Belle & Sebastian's catalogue, I'd also like to nominate "Judy Is A Dick Slap". Everytime I see it pop up on a playlist a smirk just graces my face.