Movie Review

By: Chris Panzner

Posted 12/05/2005 - 01:30:41 PM by jhitting:
 Jodie Foster is a hot slut. I stole her daughter and ate her.
Posted 12/05/2005 - 02:22:08 PM by JimFitz:
 wtf? To change the subject, could someone make a joke involving the word *thespian*?
Posted 12/05/2005 - 08:35:55 PM by TheBrad:
 That's not the jhitting I married.
Posted 12/05/2005 - 10:38:24 PM by moreonions:
 Nice of this review to be up when the movies long gone... timely as ever, Stylus!
Posted 12/06/2005 - 02:25:53 PM by jhitting:
 Yeah. Jodie Foster is a thespian of the highest rank. I hear she didn't even need to give birth to her baby. She simply acted like she was giving birth and held hands with a father that wasn't there and may or may not have been played by a woman, but all that took place offscreen.