The Singles Jukebox
You Can’t Go Fancying Midge Ure’s Daughter

By: UK Stylus Staff

Posted 06/28/2005 - 10:36:28 AM by anthonymiccio:
 Dom, you NEED to see the "Incomplete" video. They do far more than just soulfully point. Think Enrique Iglesias' "Hero" and Usher's "Burn" to the nth degree. It's all over the web. SEE IT.
Posted 06/30/2005 - 10:12:32 AM by knockturn:
 to paraphrase the twisted black poet, you are fucked and you are fucking us. the songs are dogshit and you know it. I want read poxy reviews about shiters, I'll read the NME in Smiths. Right, I'm off to the post punk post card fair. In me Joy Division oven gloves. Thanks kiddies.
Posted 07/03/2005 - 09:43:01 PM by edwardo:
 Now, if Half Man Half Biscuit actually released singles... I would happily give at least a 9 to "Joy Division Oven Gloves".
Posted 07/04/2005 - 10:25:48 AM by knockturn:
 Sir, a nine would indicate that you consider it a slightly better listen than the Tears. What are they tearing? their undies off in a mood 'cos they're shit? Slightly better than them then, but a match only for Miss Church? May I remind you, good sir, that objectivity is a eunuch.
Posted 08/01/2005 - 12:18:45 PM by bassman08:
 There was an article in Spin about Towers of London. They look like total shit. Good to see they are.