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The Final Ever Stylus Annual Haiku Marathon

By: Stylus Staff

Posted 10/30/2007 - 03:35:42 AM by Zarklephaser:
 iLiKETRAiNS – Elegies To Lessons Learnt WE LIKE HISTORY AND RECORDING OUR ALBUM AT DREADFUL LEVELS -- hmm i wonder who wrote that one? ;)
Posted 10/30/2007 - 03:55:38 AM by NickSouthall:
 I bet you $50,000 it wasn't who you think.
Posted 10/30/2007 - 05:16:18 AM by MikeOrme:
 I can't remember who ended up writing it, but I totally thought it was Sick Thouly.
Posted 10/30/2007 - 06:34:38 AM by NickSouthall:
 It was actually Mister Peter Parrish! I have brainwashed trained him well.
Posted 10/30/2007 - 08:49:01 AM by P_Parrish:
 I have seen the light, all hail all hail. (The truth is, Nick went mad with power and wrote all of these himself.)
Posted 10/30/2007 - 09:07:30 AM by NickSouthall:
 Not quite all! Just from a certain point down...
Posted 10/30/2007 - 11:42:27 AM by DanWeiss:
 There were other peoples' powertrips he had to get in line behind, Peter...
Posted 10/30/2007 - 12:53:38 PM by Zarklephaser:
 Based on Nick's favorite (and not-so-favorite) albums of the year, and the writing styles of a lot of these haikus, I'm guessing Nick wrote Battles, Caribou, Radiohead, Patrick Wolf, Electrelane, The Tuss, QOTSA, TGTB&TQ, 65DOS, Acoustic Ladyland, Beirut, Ash and Spoon.
Posted 10/30/2007 - 12:57:15 PM by NickSouthall:
 Wrong on the first three.
Posted 10/30/2007 - 07:50:49 PM by umcloud:
 If I may... Feist - The Reminder: Her voice is still great and this time there's real songs too. Apple pays the bills. The Fiery Furnaces - Widow City: Short songs and loud drums. So why am I so bored? Mmm... Restorative beer. Architecture in Helsinki - Places Like This: The B-52s are asking for their sound back. Just have the girl sing. Stylus Magazine: Stylus is no more. Now who'll tell me what to like? Guess I'll check Pitchfork.
Posted 10/30/2007 - 07:51:30 PM by umcloud:
 boo for taking away the formatting...
Posted 10/31/2007 - 01:09:09 AM by DenverHughes:
 Whoever wrote the one about The Field, I salute you.
Posted 10/31/2007 - 05:19:13 AM by Sutrarama:
 I loved this, it sucks you guys are shutting up shop. Will the haikus be taken up by somewhere else next year? It's like the best part of end-of-year lists